Which Sweet Home Alabama Main Character Are You?

1. What would you most likely be caught saying?
Look at you! All fancy! Look like you just stepped out of a magazine!
I'm happy in the North. But maybe I could fly south for the winter.
Now you know me and I normally wouldn't ask a question I don't already know the answer to.
Well aren't you just a big fat liar? ... Now whadid I ever do to you?
Oh! Go back to your double wide and fry something!
No one finds their soulmate when they're 10 years old. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?


2. How would you most likely spend your time if you were down in the South?
I'd get a divorce from my old husband & then head back North to my fiance!
I'd swat mosquitoes to try & diminish the population of those blood sucking insects!
I'd get married b/c I think a small southern wedding is just the ticket!
Play with my bloodhound, drink beer by the local water tower. Oh and lately I've been going to Tuscaloosa a lot on my new Mo Flying Airplane.
I'd shoot pool, drink beer & go line dancing with my friends. You know. Typical Southern Stuff!
Hell, I'd be at home because I got 4 kids! And I'd be dead if I spent more than 20 dollars on a sweater ... thang ...


3. What is your ideal career?
fashion designer
mayor/politician
future president of the U.S.
anything that my soulmate inspires me to do
a mother or father
a loyal friend


4. What is one of the silliest or most notorious things you've done?
Travel all the way down South to get married.
Held on to my past for 7 years and had my wife (husband) put in jail for an outstanding warrant.
Take an infant to the local bar.
Let's see, lit a cat's tail on fire (hey the cat's still around, though!), tipped a cow (but like I could do that by myself), stole steaks at the local Winn Dixie (but I took them back and you know it!), or wait! got the sheriff's mom's car stuck in a local pond.
Let some Psycho Daisy May ruin an important day for me!
Well, I did take two pieces off a toy to use for a wedding cake piece!


5. What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life?
Got so drunk the night before I got married, I didn't even get to dance with my partner.
Can you believe it? I almost married the wrong person! But at least now I'm fighting for what I want.
Again, Let some Psycho Daisy May ruin an important day for me!
Nothing i'm content.
I got dumped at the alter once, but it taught me an important lesson and I ultimately ended up with the right person.
Tell someone a big secret of mine.